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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
official-kircheis
transgenderer

so i mentioned ive been reading a book about the october revolution and it makes me sympathize with tumblr revolutionary leftists more. like i still think a revolution in basically any major western country is exceedingly unlikely and would also be bad but like...being a revolutionary intellectual is *so cool*. it turns your nerdy opinionation, your disaffection, even your thirst for violence, and it transmutes it into the coolest thing.

transgenderer

@discoursedrome said:

the dream is to be a revolutionary intellectual, get executed after the revolution because you're too much of a nerd, then be rehabilitated as an idealistic hero 50 years later

hmm in this fantasy for me i dont care about after my death, but i also dont want to be in power, maybe i flee to another country after the revolution and get to imply with all my sayings that if the faction i was in had come to power it wouldnt be such a horror show

triviallytrue

so discoursedrome is Bukharin and you're Trotsky, i see

andmaybegayer
cryptotheism

It is 1880s America, you are about to spawn as a Historically Significant White Guy. Choose a class:

TROUBLEMAKING FRONTIER PREACHER

  • Special Power: Good Christian. Your vague adherence to American protestantism will ensure that law enforcement does not bother you whatsoever.
  • Victory condition: Fuck enough of your followers wives to start an inbred theofascist micronation.

MANICALLY AMBITIOUS CON ARTIST

  • Special Power: Basic Literacy. You're poor, but you know how to read. They'll never expect it. You may forge literally any document and it will be believed 100% of the time.
  • Victory Condition: Steal enough money to fuck off to Latin America. A Spanish speaking nation might as well be the moon to your debtors.

EUROPEAN NOBLE FAILSON

  • Special Power: Colonial Wealth. Your funny accent, foppish dress, and noble title, will make any American think you are totally good to buy it on credit.
  • Victory Condition: Become the boytoy to the wife of some borderline-gangster politician and save up enough political capital to run for office and get addicted to opium.

DOOMED FRONTIER EXPLORER

  • Special Power: How The Fuck Are You Alive. Your freakish diet of pork, whiskey, and maple syrup, makes you entirely immune to all physical injury and disease. Somehow.
  • Victory Condition: You have one mission, and one mission only. You need to piss off some completely friendly natives. You need to piss them off so bad they leave your stupid ass to starve in a food forest they've been cultivating for literally thousands of years.
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artbyblastweave

Sir. Ma’am. I’m afraid there’s no easy way to tell you this. We think your son may be a nascent utility monster. We saw him out in the schoolyard with the other children today, stomping ants. All of the children were all stomping ants but he seemed to be deriving a much, a much deeper and more visceral joy from each individual stomped ant, than any of the other children were deriving. Lots of little signs like that. Anyway. We might be morally obligated to get him addicted to heroin